What’s the point of being strong if I can’t actually use my body because it hurts? I mean sure stairs winded me a bit before but now I have to force my legs to do the stairs thing and it makes me want to cry
How do people do this fitness thing? Does the insufferable aching burn go away ever?
I haven’t been able to use stairs since Monday.
matthewmartinellis asked: warrior dash bachelor party?
The Warrior Dash is a 5k obstacle course, so we’re gonna take a road trip over to Nebraska and camp for a weekend and do the Dash and they’ll probably drink too much and I’ll convince them to make silly decisions.
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
Zeus was the ultimate douchebag ever.
I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…
for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!
i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole
This is some graceful, superhero shit right here.
Hi yes I would like to report a lost super hero.