What’s the point of being strong if I can’t actually use my body because it hurts? I mean sure stairs winded me a bit before but now I have to force my legs to do the stairs thing and it makes me want to cry

How do people do this fitness thing? Does the insufferable aching burn go away ever?

I haven’t been able to use stairs since Monday.

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.

matthewmartinellis asked: warrior dash bachelor party?

The Warrior Dash is a 5k obstacle course, so we’re gonna take a road trip over to Nebraska and camp for a weekend and do the Dash and they’ll probably drink too much and I’ll convince them to make silly decisions.

snoendronning:

faramihr:

If anyone of you were wondering, the answer is no. No there are not enough notes on a baby xylophone to play Let It Go.

this is my favorite thing omfg

(Source: defiantbritta)

projectmeritbadge:

stxxz:

sweatpants ft. problem | childish gambino 

This is why Donald Glover is a genius

arealbeaut:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

Zeus was the ultimate douchebag ever.

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

tikidistractions:

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

Hi yes I would like to report a lost super hero.

tikidistractions:

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping

and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

Hi yes I would like to report a lost super hero.